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Danger Zone: The Friend Zone

In Gentlewoman on September 29, 2011 at 10:33 pm

One of the scariest, darkest, most desperately pathetic places you will ever encounter, although you’ll be surrounded by other people that are in the Friend Zone as well, granted they’ll be competing with you as they attempt to escape the Zone causing you to go through inevitable fits of jealousy and sleepless nights , they’re all just lovely people.

Friend Zone: (n) An abstract Zone that differentiates you from other people who are considered potential love interests. You are placed in this Zone when you are seen as a friend and nothing more.
1. Good: You are now this person of the opposite sex’s friend!
2. Bad: You are now your crush’s friend, and nothing more, and nothing more, forever more.

Note: Any sort of optimism, usually drilled into your brain by third party members, as you’ve already established a healthy balance of hope and despair by this time on your own, only makes this place twice as scary, dark, and desperately pathetic.
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Be Aloof

In Gentlewoman, Tactic on September 29, 2011 at 10:28 pm

Credit fully given to a fellow gentlewoman and she knows who she is.

Human beings are very fickle, hypocritical, self-loathing/self-loving creatures. My fellow gentlewoman has come to a very handy, crafty and elegant enough solution.

Be aloof.

The following tactic can be mistaken for cruel, so it is not to be done in every situation, but only in dire times, such as the mentioned below:

The person is getting ‘too used to you’.
The person mistakenly thinks you like him/her and is taking advantage of it.
The person knows you like him/her and has stopped trying to be as nice.
A fairly new acquaintance is snubbing you.
Tactic: Pretend to not know his/her name.
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