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Theory: Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer

In Girrant, Theories on August 10, 2011 at 8:08 pm

Theory: If you keep your friends close and your enemies closer, then you start realizing that your enemies are actually pretty cool and you become friends. That then causes your former friends to become your enemies, and your enemies become your friends. You then have to keep your new found enemies closer than your new found friends, therefore resulting in a neverending circle of enemies and friends.

Solution: Take them all out for drinks, and watch as it all results in one big massive orgy.

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